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Sun Nov 20, 2005 at 10:52:23 pm EST
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A very story about Thanksgiving, featuring The Lair Legion Junior
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It's November 25th & at Visionary's condo: the gangs all their. Kerry Shepardson (The Team's resident Pyro), Samantha Bonnington (the young model also known as Fashion Accessory), Harlagaz Donarson (the Ausgardian hemigod), Zack Zelnitz (The Technopolian Anarchist known as Hacker Nine), Glory (Mr. Epitome's sidekick & super smart dog) & Fred Harris (The Earth's Meatiest hero: Ham-Boy).

Fred is going home for the weekend after this party. It's the first time he's been home for a stay longer then a couple hours. He's looking forward to it.

He walks into the Dinning Room (The rest of the group was in the Living Room talking) & looks at the spread. Mr. Visionary must have ordered out, because the Kitchen was still mostly burnt after Kerry tried making Muffins. Fred breathed in the wonderful smells, It was prefect! Well, almost perfect: Their was no Turkey on the table. He thinks it may still be cooking.

He walks back into the Living Room to join the group.

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Awhile later, the team gathers around the table. It almost looks like the Norman Rockwell picture but everyone is dressed in costumes. Their is some talking between the members. Then, everything gets quiet & Fred sees that everyone is starring at him.

"What?" He asked.

"We're waiting!" Kerry said.

"For what?"

"The Turkey!" Zack said.

"ok. Where is it?"

"That's what we want to know!" Samantha said.

"Calm down, everybody." Visionary said. "What they are trying to get at is, Fred. We are waiting for you to produce a Turkey for us."

Fred started to blush. "Well... Your not getting one. Not even an uncooked one." He said apologetically.

"Why?" Zack said, ready to cut Fred's thought. He's needs his Turkey!

"It's not a Meat By-Product." Fred said.

"What?" Kerry said. "But, Meat is your gimmick! You make Meat appear out of thin air, so make with the Turkey! Chop, Chop." She clapped & then pointed at the empty platter on the table.

"ok." Fred said, being a little nervous. He uses his Meat Vision & stars at a silver platter at the other end of the table near Mr. Visionary. A few minutes later, a nice stack of Turkey jerky appears.

"What the F*** is this?" Kerry said holding up a stick of the dried meat.

"It's Turkey Jerky & it's the best thing I could come up with! I only produce products that are made from the animal but not the Animal it's self." Fred said & then added "Please don't kill me!"

"Well, I guess that makes since." Mr. Visionary said & then took a bite of the jerky. "Hey, it's not that bad."


THE END!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!



Footnote: This story is built on the fact that most everyone in the U.S. eats Turkey on Thanksgiving Day & the possible misconception that Ham-Boy can produce any type of meat, He can't. I have been very specific that HB can only produce Meat By-Products (like Steak, Lamb Chops, Sausage, Spam, Hot Dogs, Ground Beef & of course: Ham).


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